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I am looking forward to sharing more of the back story on my character Wilma Snoops. http://ping.fm/BZ5hD for the story so far.

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wilmasnoops "You're the best li'l ole cook gal in the world, Wilma. I won't never let you go nowhere," said Uncle Honorus.

wilmasnoops To Wilma's astonishment, Uncle Honorus helped her carry the cake to the table and praised her fine work in its creation.

wilmasnoops The daughter hit Wilma in the side of the head. She was admonished by her uncle, who was usually one of the harshest foremen.

wilmasnoops Wilma also made a grand wedding cake for the plantation owner's eldest daughter. She stumbled and nearly dropped it.

wilmasnoops The slaves' cakes were plainer to look at but no less delicious. She hoped to make the slaves feel a little bit special.

wilmasnoops Wilma made beautiful birthday cakes for the plantation family. She also made birthday cakes for her fellow slaves.

wilmasnoops Worker Bee Wilma was very clever with stretching recipes as far as they could go so the slaves had plenty of good food too.

wilmasnoops The older cooks helped Wilma by doing the clean-up work for her. One middle-aged kitchen worker nicknamed her "Worker Bee."

tempestletrope Wilma did the majority of her preparation work for the other meals immediately after serving breakfast.

wilmasnoops The little girl was clever, though. Knowing how tired she'd be at the day's end, she worked her hardest at the day's start.

wilmasnoops Wilma had to get up by three in the morning in order to begin preparing breakfast. She was very tired by the day's end.

wilmasnoops Even the cruelest foremen treated Wilma nicely. She was glad to be spared the beatings but wanted that no-one be beaten.

wilmasnoops Everyone, plantation resident and slave alike, looked forward to waking up to the daily feast cooked by the little chef.

wilmasnoops Wilma could make even unpalatable fruits into delicious pies and cobblers. But her best meal by far was breakfast.

wilmasnoops It is said that Wilma could make the toughest meat and vegetables into a tender, tasty feast that left diners begging for more.

wilmasnoops By the time Wilma was eight years old, she was a cook for the plantation. Her ox tail soup was everyone's favorite.

wilmasnoops Richard Cranium VIII says that he has no desire to own anybody. He just wants to "own" the news media, beeyotch.

crappytimes wilmasnoops Crappy Times reporter Richard Cranium is a descendant of Wilma's one-time owner. But there are no hard feelings.

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Like Tempest LeTrope, Wilma was asleep for a number of years in the attic of the Netherworld Hotel. tempestletrope wilmasnoops

Meet the UNDEAD team of reporters! Today we feature investigative reporter, private eye, and favorite breakfast chef Wilma Snoops!